The ingredients. The scene before the participants arrive…

Over the next eight hours, there will be more calories generated on The Kitchen Island than are generally permitted per month at one single address in the Old Dominion. There will also be a bunch of girls so amped up on sugar that we may be able to sell some of the excess energy to the local power company. Webster and the Wonder Dog are battening down the hatches, for the chaos is about to begin. If there are any survivors, a follow up post will appear when they recover sufficiently to report coherently.